Drama, Drama, Drama.

In keeping with my current trend of ranty posts (current meaning within the last month and trend meaning 2 posts), I'd like to talk about loot whores, guild drama, and ragers today.


Nerd Rage - When a nerd video gamer gets extremely angry and starts yelling after losing or experiencing the tiniest disturbances.
Drama - A way of relating to the world in which a person consistently overreacts to or greatly exaggerates the importance of benign events. Common warning signs/ risk factors of drama or a dramatic person are:
  • Having one supposedly serious problem after another.
  • Constantly telling other people about one's problems.
  • Extreme emotionality or frequently shifting, intense emotions.
  • A pattern of irrational behavior and reactions to everyday problems.
Loot Whore - A player in an MMO game or any game for that matter, that consistently wants any and every item that has even the most miniscule value to him or her.

Yes, I did use Urban Dictionary for all of those.


Last week, we were doing our normal 10 man Firelands run. The group always makes very smooth progress, especially with the raid wide nerfs, so we blasted through Shannox and Beth'tilac. Old Smoulderbutt dropped a pair of BoE plate boots for us, Arachnaflame Treads. With critical strike rating and haste on them, they were pretty clearly dps boots.

Our policy on BoE drops, since the beginning of the guild and especially since the beginning of patch 4.2, has been if a player IN THE RAID needs the BoE for their MAIN SPEC, they can have it. However, BoE items were not to be given to players for their offspecs or alts. This has pretty much been a given, although we never had an official loot rules list posted anywhere.

Stupid us.

Our warrior tank rolled on the boots for his dps offspec, which he rarely used. In fact, there was only one fight he would dps on and that was Majordomo. So we didn't let him have the boots, opting instead to use them to help gear up other people's mains for the second 10 man we've been trying to get off the ground.

At first, it didn't seem like anything was wrong. We killed Baleroc without incident and made our way over to Rhyolith, wiping heroically on the stupid gauntlet trash like usual. (Don't ask me how we still manage to do that, but it usually happens.) As we made our familiar death run back into the instance, our warrior tank queued his mic.

He gave us a good, 45-second long speech about how he should receive those boots and it wasn't fair that he was here every week but never got any gear and he shouldn't have to work to gear up other characters for a second raid. Then he left the raid, logged off of mumble, and logged out of the game, leaving us in a stunned silence.

5 minutes later, he logged back into the game, made a similar speech in guild chat (talk about airing your dirty laundry), and quit the guild. He then proceeded to log onto his alts...and quit the guild.

Well, then. We were stuck at Rhyolith with no second tank, nobody online qualified to take his spot, and only 3 bosses down when we normally clear 6 in a night. Over a piece of gear. We had had problems with this tank's attitude before, but nothing of this magnitude.


Funnily enough, after about an hour of hard thinking (which required oiling some cogs in some heads, lemme tell you) and juggling of specs, we still managed to get our 6 farm bosses down that night. Unfortunately, the next night we were unable to go back in and work on Ragnaros as not only were we missing a tank, one of our healers wasn't able to make it, nor our mage. We almost could have made it work, but decided it wasn't work the hassle and we wanted our full, main group to work on the big baddie behind the two Magmaws.

Tonight is the first night we'll be trying out a new recruit to the guild, another warrior tank named Church. Coincidentally, his first name in real life is the same name as the tank that ragequit last week. Hopefully, everything goes as planned - we do have a healer who will be late tonight, and one of my fellow officers (Severin) may or may not have game time tonight.

But as Severin often (like, ridiculously frequently) says, "It is what it is."

And we'll keep raiding, keep pushing, and keep killing.

Rawr and stuff.


Gamer: The New Spoiled Brat

A lot of stuff has been revealed by Blizzard these past few days. We've seen tier 13 sets, rogue legendary dagger lore, maps and new models for NPCs inside the 5-mans and Dragon Soul raid, etc etc etc. I personally follow MMO-Champion, but I know lots of WoW fansites and information sites are posting this stuff as fast as they can. We've got nice PTR videos and previews of some of the new mounts coming in 4.3. Obviously some people love the new mounts, dungeons, and gear sets, and some people hate it. That's fine.

What's not fine is every single video I watched previewing mounts and Void Storage had things like this in the comments:

"Blizzard's seriously run out of ideas when they're letting us have major lore characters as mounts. I just hope when they make Deathwing a purchasable mount from the Blizzard store, he at least can carry 2 people."

"Ya know Blizz this would have been cool two years ago."

"Cool, another re-skin."

"I don't mind a cost associated with it but 100g per item better be a PH price cause that is retarted if you are going to use transmog very often"

Really guys? Really? I'm appalled. We're practically being showered with things we've asked for, and all you can do is bitch about how it's not good enough.

We wanted to be able to change the way our gear looked, we got Transmografication AND Void Storage to hold all our crap. "It's too expensive."

We wanted more mounts. "They're too plain, or they're reskins, or they're just not good enough."

Want want want bitch bitch bitch. There's a reason for you to hate everything and to blame the Blizzard employees for it.

The world we play in, the one we TAKE FOR GRANTED, that world is the carefully constructed child of hundreds, probably thousands, of artists, writers, 3D animators, musicians, composers, software engineers, producers, designers, and so many more. They work HARD on this stuff, and you look at it and say, "You didn't try. You're lazy. This isn't good enough." Do you even know what kind of work has to go into something as expansive as World of Warcraft? Can you fathom the kind of debates they must have when trying to please 11 MILLION players? The poor CMs on the forums and GMs in the game that must get screamed at by players who feel they've been wronged?

You know, I've never come across a GM in the game that brushed me off, or made me feel like I was wasting their time. Even when I had stupid questions, or made silly requests (GM hug!), they were endlessly patient, endlessly cheerful, and endlessly helpful. If they weren't sure on something, they let me know and apologized. How often must they get cussed out by players who are frustrated or having a bad day and expect a GM to pull out their God Mode and fix it for them? Heck, I'm embarrassed every time my DBM auto-responds because to me it sounds rude. But they don't care - I even had one /cheer at me because I defeated whatever boss I was working on. And that's awesome. Every GM I've talked to made ME feel important.

The GMs do what they are PAID to do - to provide excellent customer service. To make the customer feel important. I'm sure there are bad apples here and there, but I've never actually HEARD of a GM that was rude. There's plenty of people that will say they're useless, but I'm almost positive these are the people making insane demands.

I'm not saying I agree with everything Blizzard does. I hate the Firelands nerfs. I hate my tier 13 set. I think it's ugly as all hell and I'm insanely jealous of the other classes, especially mage, priest, and warlock. The clothy sets look amazing this tier. I hate rep grinds, and questing through Northrend, and how ugly tier 9 was and the stupid ToC arena raid, and the tiny amount of background draenei have, and gnomes. I really really hate gnomes. There's tons of random things about the game that irritate me. But there's so much that I love, and that's what I focus on.

They're trying to crank out so much content to keep all of their players happy, from the solo player, to the achievement whore, to the casual raider and the hardcore, there really is something for everyone. I mean, they even made it so you can see your equipped ilevel along with your overall ilevel! Those lazy bastards!

So instead of dwelling on everything you OMGHATE about this patch or this game, can't you get excited about the things you DO like? And if there's nothing you like, why are you still playing? Why do you even CARE?

Image of item level courtesy of Matticus, from World of Matticus, Plus Heal, Conquest of Nerzhul and other stuff that I don't keep track of. He is awesome, though.


20 Days of WoW Blogging Challenge - Day 9

The blogging challenge can be found at Spellbound by Saga.

Your first blog post.

My very first blog post is exceeding embarrassing for me, actually. For one, it was already written before I ever started this blog. On my guild's website I have a little section of the forums called "The Blood Queen's Lair". We started it to try and draw attention and activity from our guild members to the site. It hasn't really worked, and the Lair only had 4 or 5 posts in it - 3 of which are also on here. I procrastinate worse there than I do here.

I don't really know what I was thinking when I wrote it. I think I wanted to come across as tough, no-nonsense and a wise ass. Reading over it, I just kinda look like a tool. I think it does have some pretty good points in it, but it come across more as you're taking orders from someone you'd like to slap. I might rewrite it someday to be less offensive and snarky.

My few posts after that were better, I think. I'm especially fond of Chimereon and You, the Enh Shaman. I've had a few people tell me that it really helped them, and I always hear praise from a few of our guild healers about how much I help them when I'm in the group they're assigned to healing.

To be completely honest, I still don't think I've really found my voice here yet. I have a couple guides, a couple fun random posts, and some rants. I don't have a solid foot in the door of the WoW blogosphere.

We'll see what happens next.

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20 Days of WoW Blogging Challenge - Day 8

The blogging challenge can be found at Spellbound by Saga.

10 Things.

1. While I'm a total melee dps lover, during WotLK I had 4 level 80 healers. 3 of them were ICC geared - my shaman Gneisha (yes, the one that is enh now), my druid Ðainz (who still heals, but tanked during BC and part of LK), and my paladin Shreya. I had a priest too, Miraclemaxxi, but I never really did anything on her. I'm just gonna say, during patch 3.3, I was BEAST at paladin healing. I have screenshots to prove it.

2. I'm awful at ranged dps. I've tried boomkin, elemental shaman, shadow priest. I suck. I don't know what it is, I try my hardest to get the rotations right, but I just suck. I'm leveling a hunter (slowly) to see if my fail includes all ranged classes or just the ones that throw magic missiles.

3. I love leveling alts. I have 1 of each class, and a few repeats on other servers. I currently have 3 85s, an 83, 66 and 67, and other assorted alts level 45 and under. I have tons of BoA gear, as you can imagine. TONS.

4. I'm awful at making gold. Grand total I have right now is probably about 11k. Actually probably less than that. Sadly, this is a lot better than what I was making back in LK, where having 1500g on one character was a feat for me.

5. I just quit my (terrible) job in favor of one that's slightly better and temporary but could turn permanent. It's a gamble. We'll see.

6. I used to work at a pet store for about 2 years. They fired me (twice actually), and it's one hell of a story. I'll just leave it at no, I didn't steal or kill anything, I don't think I deserved to be fired at all, and it absolutely devastated me. I loved that job, although I don't think I'd ever go back there. Now I can see the way they treated me wasn't right. But if you ever want to hear me ramble a lot, ask me about dogs or the pet store. I have some stories.

7. I love reading and writing. My favorite books include the Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter series. Also, the Inheritance series. When I was 16-17, a friend and I wrote a LOT of Harry Potter fanfic, and posted some of it. It helped hone my writing skills, although they still need some work. I'm currently working on a book, tentatively called Shifted (subject to change). I also have random plotlines and characters fleshed out in a special folder, with a grand total of about 5-6 books, 3 of them part of a trilogy. My favorite genre is fantasy/modern fantasy.

8. I'm 23 years old and have never been drunk a day in my life. For my 21st birthday I'm pretty sure I was on my computer. Same goes for most New Years. It's just not really my thing - I don't enjoy loud people, crowds, and drunks in general. And I'm Irish to boot. I've already had an Irish guy in my guild (our new PvP officer) that I'm not a real Irishman...woman...person. S'okay cause he has a great evil giggle.

9. I've had a grand total of 3 boyfriends in my entire life. The first lasted about 3 months before I broke up with him, the second about a month before he broke up with me, and the third - we're going on 6 years this October. He's my best friend. :)

10. I am the worst procrastinator in the world. I'm also ridiculously lazy and messy. My boyfriend does more cleaning and cooking than I do. I just really suck at cooking, and cleaning is the worst thing in the WORLD. Seriously.

10 1/2. I love dogs. LOVE DOGS. I love my golden retrievers and german shepards, and I love my chihuahuas. Yes, my rat dogs. I love them.

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20 Days of WoW Blogging Challenge - Day 7

The blogging challenge can be found at Spellbound by Saga.

The reason behind your blog’s name.

The idea for a consistently updated (lulz) full time WoW blog came around when I was trying to help my fellow officer and friend Mylindara come up with a name for his own WoW blog. He's primarily a resto shaman (although if you ask him he'll tell you he's 'pro at all healing), so I started spinning out things like "Totemly Awesome". I know, it's lame. Very lame. But I pushed for it all the same.

Luckily, he kindly shot my ideas down and picked Cleansing Waters instead, which is actually the name of a talent in the resto tree. It goes along well with the theme that resto shamans have a lot of spells based on water - Riptide, the Healing Waves and Surge, Mana Tide, Healing Rain, etc.

Now, I had already had this wild idea in my head that we would have sister blogs - his a healing on named Totemly Awesome, and mine the melee one named Totemly Bloody. If you look at my url, it actually says totemlybloody. There's a long story behind the 'bloodiness' of most of my screen names and whatnot, but I'd rather not lose the few readers I actually have. You'll have to satisfy yourself by knowing that my nickname in WoW is The Blood Queen. My little corner of the guild website is the Blood Queen's Lair. Once I got over the ridiculous notion of 'Totemly Bloody', Blood Queen's Lair was the title for about a week or so.

It just didn't really feel right though. It didn't really come across about what the blog was about. And I didn't really want to tell the Blood Queen story to newcomers. I changed it to Gneisha's Corner, but again, that didn't fit.

I was respeccing my shaman one day and there it was. Unleashed Rage. A sexy talent, and a name that made a whole lot more sense to a blog by an enhancement shaman.

Not to mention I do tend to go on rages and angry rants and fun stuff like that. So I renamed the blog, made a banner, and it worked.

And now I have to clean my keyboard cause I totally just dropped chocolate ice cream onto it. Awesome.


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Enhancement Shaman on Ascendant Council (BoT): Tips/Tricks

Note: This is not a complete guide to the boss fight, if you'd like a real guide please visit Tankspot.com or other such sites. This is merely tips and tricks an enhancement shaman can use to help keep their raid alive and maximize total raid uptime.

Phase One: Ignacious and Feludius

The usual strategy is to have melee dps on Ignacious and ranged on Feludius. However, in my guild I usually dps Feludius because I have the best interrupt in the game. This reduces a lot of random outgoing damage from Feludius's Hydrolance, which helps keep people alive and save healer mana. Good awareness will help you here, as Feludius also casts Glaciate which will kill you if you don't run out. You'll need to keep a good eye on both bosses health and slow or stop dps accordingly. Also, don't forget about Aegis of Flame and the interrupt that needs to go out. Usually I don't switch to Ignacious unless my dps is really needed to burn down the shield, but my guild does 25 mans and 10 mans may be different.

Phase Two: Arion and Terrastra

For this phase, you'll want to dps Terrastra unless Arion is way ahead in health. Remember, when Terrastra has Hardened Skin, they'll absorb a lot of damage until the shield is broken, in which they'll take a big hit. If Terrastra is already a bit low and has the buff on him, slow or stop your dps and possibly work on Arion. If you can interrupt the Harden Skin cast, do it. It's a pretty quick cast so be ready for it. There's really nothing too special you can do here as an enhancement shaman. If you see your group is a little low or healers struggling, use a 5 stack of maelstrom on chain heal. Usually there's a lot of movement in this phase, so Healing Rain is not necessarily a good choice unless you have everyone stacking up.

Phase 3: Elementium Monstrosity

During this phase you can help your healers out a lot. There's going to be a lot of damage going out, so as things progress start using maelstrom stacks on chain heal. Again, with all the movement Healing Rain isn't a good option. Another tip is to wait to blow Heroism until the Monstrosity is down to at least 20%. Blowing it right away is okay, but waiting that 5 or so percent really helps the healers. They're able to get more healing out with the haste buff when the damage gets a lot higher.

If you have any questions, leave a comment and I'll answer the best I can!


20 Days of WoW Blogging Challenge - Day 6

The blogging challenge can be found at Spellbound by Saga.

Your desk/workspace.

Well, after seeing Fannon's gorgeous work space, I'm a little embarrassed about my own, but here we go. I posted a video because I don't actually have a camera and my phone wouldn't send the photo. The TV is on in the background and I have absolutely no idea what's on, so don't ask.

I don't have any sort of special desk - I'd say it's probably the typical one you'd see from your average teenager/young adult. It's a tall, corner desk from Walmart - my brother has a similar one while my boyfriend has one of the long-rather-than-tall desks. You can see the wearing on the bottom where my feet usually sit. It's not pretty but it's sturdy.

Generally, my desk can be found covered in an assortment of used cups, soda bottles and/or cans, plates, and bags or wrappings from fast food. The black dish currents sitting on it has my leftovers from Taco Bell - Nacho Bell Grande, yum!

My computer is nothing special. It's a Dell that I bought about 4 years ago from Walmart as an all-in-one package about six months after I moved out of my mother's house. We're currently in the process of building me one that will play WoW at max settings. We have the video card, motherboard, and Windows 7 all ready for it, but I still need a case, processor, power supply, and a hard drive. My monitor is positioned off to the side because I actually had two of them side by side, but the one on the left died about 2 months after Cataclysm's release. It was very sad.

The stuffed animals sitting at the top (covered in dust, I'm sure) are presents from my boss at my old job (on the left) and my boyfriend's grandmother (on the right.)

And the "I *heart* U" written on duct tape is from my boyfriend.


So, not as nice and clean as Fannon's or I'm sure most others, but it's comfortable and I like it!

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20 Days of WoW Blogging Challenge - Day 5

The blogging challenge can be found over at Spellbound by Saga.

Your favorite item(s) in game.


I love mounts.

Horses, tigers, ugly-as-sin elekks, dragons with pine cone tails, hippogryphs, sparkle ponies, common mounts, rare mounts, achievement mounts, ugly bug mounts.


My very first mount was a Striped Nightsaber that I managed to buy at level 41 (this is back when you didn't get your first mount until 40. It was also a 3 second cast). I was ridiculously thrilled with it - after questing Duskwood and doing the horrible HORRIBLE run from Darkshire to Raven Hill about 20 times, finally having a method of traveling faster than run speed was a highly welcome prospect.

After hitting 60, I fought in Alterac Valley like it was my job to collect enough marks for the Stormpike Battle Charger. After seeing someone on it in Stormwind, I had to have it. It was my first epic mount, and my first epic in general. After purchasing it, I made celebratory laps around Ironforge for probably a good 20 minutes. I felt FAST! It was exhilarating!

Now, for someone like me who really loves having a lot of mounts, I ... really don't have very many ... at all.

My druid has the most, sitting pretty at a total of 67. My shaman only has 16, while most of my other characters will have 5 or less. This comes down to the fact that I am ridiculously, incredibly lazy. And easily distracted. I've tried farming the Winterspring Tiger rep - I'm as far as about 4k into honored. I've tried farming Rivendare's Deathcharger, Midnight (Fiery Warhorse), Anzu, White Hawkstrider, etc. It's just after a few runs, I'm so bored of it I go off to find something else to do. The same thing happens when I level archeology. It seems the only grind-y activity I can do is herbing or mining, and that's cause I'm a major node ninja. (I can't help it! I'm too competitive! I know it's a horrible practice!)

But, back to this mount business. My favorite ground mounts are usually horses. I'm particularly attached to the warlock's Felsteed and the Black Stallion. You don't see to many max level people riding on these old, level 20 mounts, and I'm immensely glad that all mounts scale with riding skill now. You also don't see very many talbuks anymore, at least on my server, so I really like using those mounts too. Plus, they're just cool and very different from other mounts you see in the game.

As for the skies, I used to be totally in love with the Headless Horseman's Steed until I got it on 3 different characters last year. Since then, it's lost of bit of it's charm for me. Now I like to use proto-drakes or other dragons. I have the Violet, Red, and Rusted Proto-drakes on my druid. My shaman just (literally 5 minutes ago) got the Drake of the West Wind from Bardin's Wardens. It's probably her most interesting mount. However, I am only 1 achievement off from the 10 man ICC bone drake - heroic Professor Putricide. I'm terrified I won't be able to get it before they take it out (I assume they might take it out one day, there's nothing about them taking those mounts out - yet). I think the drake is pretty ugly and I know I would be getting it well after the content is relevant.

But I want it anyway.

Oh yeah, love my kodo too :3

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We're Just a Couple of Misfits

This is a BlogAzeroth Shared Topic by Kamalia from Kamalia et alia.

Do your alts know each other?

I have a confession.

I'm a secret role player.

My main toon and high level alts are all on a PvP server. There's absolutely no RP there. There's only raiding and PvP and farming and grinding and all that fun stuff and there's nobody pretending to be their own characters. I have a few random lower level alts on different PvP servers.

And then there's Earthen Ring. Earthen Ring is my dirty little secret.

I first rolled a night elf priest named Dainz on Earthen Ring back in Burning Crusade as a joke. My server was down and to kill time I thought I would go poke fun at all the RPers. I know, I'm a jerk.

I quested quickly and made my way to level 10 to get out of the starter area. After that came the death run through Wetlands to Ironforge. Taking the tram to Stormwind, I put all my clothes in my bags and proceeded to run around naked, dancing and emoting with anyone I saw RPing. Most of them ignored me, some came out of character long enough to whisper me to go away. I found it all very hilarious until one of them actually included me in their role play.

As soon as that happened, I unconsciously started coming up with a background story for my little naked priest. She was an outcast. She had been tortured. She was well meaning but totally bonkers. Little tidbits and random things that kept building every time I revisited that server.

I now have a death knight (named Gneisha, surprise surprise) over there specifically for role playing.

Yes, her guild is Demon for Hire. I had a huge fit of giggles when I made it.

Ever since then, I tend to make up little bits of backstory and personality quirks for my characters. In my head, Gneisha is an outgoing, vivacious little vixen. Yes, a vixen. She's sexy and she knows it! On the other hand, my druid Ðainz is somewhat shy, very soft-spoken and kind. The paladin, Shreya, is brave and a bit reckless, but very just.

As for if they know each other...

I'd say Gneisha and Ðainz know each other, considering the amount of mail that goes between the two. Shreya doesn't know them, but has heard of them, and they've heard of her. Gneisha is the most prestigious of the three, having raided the most and possessing the best gear. Ðainz has been slowly getting into the raiding scene, while Shreya still isn't sure what she wants to do (i.e. she's hit level 85 and has both prot and holy gear, but neither sets are good enough for heroics). Giving my characters a bit of personality makes them a lot more interesting to play.

I've actually used Earthen Ring and its RPers as a testing ground for stories I write. The very first character I RP'ed with, the naked priest, has actually become a main character in my current endeavor, although she remains clothed. The inspiration I can get from just walking around watching other people RP or interacting with them is really cool, and I've decided if I actually do end up finishing this story and getting it published (miraculously) I'm going to dedicate it to the entire Earthen Ring server.


20 Days of WoW Blogging Challenge - Day 4

The blogging challenge can be found over at Spellbound (by Saga).

Your best WoW memory:

I think a lot of people here will say boss kills. Which is perfectly fine, of course, I love killing internet dragons as much as the next person. I would say our first Cho'gall kill was pretty good. As was downing Mimiron for the first time, he was a PITA. I was even allowed to dps him! Most of the time back then I was healing.

Killing my first ever raid boss was pretty epic too - Atunmen the Huntsman in Karazhan.

But my favorite WoW memory is a wipe.

It was a wipe in Ulduar, and it was before I truly joined Crimson Blades. I was in a pretty casual guild with a lot of real life friends, Dead by Dawn. We were working on Iron Council and the pull was going very well. I was tanking on my druid, and we had a great paladin tank, Volkart. He hardly ever lost threat and I loved tanking with him. We were destroying Steelbreaker when suddenly Volkart lost threat to our boomkin. Steelbreaker walked over and one shot the boomkin, splatted our warlock, and stomped on our priest and shaman before Volkart managed to get aggro back.

It was, of course, a wipe, as our two top dps and two healers were dead on the floor. We couldn't fathom what happened since, as I said before, Volk was an awesome tank. We were talking about it as we ran back and chalked it up to a bug in Steelbreaker's aggro table.

We were rebuffing and eating the feast and checking flasks when suddenly Volkart spoke.

"Hey...uh...guys. I think I know what happened. You see, my...bubble is...on cooldown...and..."

At this point nobody was even listening anymore because we were laughing too hard. Turns out he had meant to hit his 50% damage reduction shield but instead popped his bubble, causing the wipe.

It was the best wipe I've ever experienced, and we downed the Council on the next pull, I believe.

We still make jokes about it to this day, even though DbD is gone, and Volkart doesn't raid with us anymore (I believe his work schedule is too full). It is simply the funniest WoW wipe I've ever had.

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20 Days of WoW Blogging Challenge - Day 3

The blogging challenge can be found over at Spellbound (by Saga).

Your first day playing WoW.

My very first time playing WoW was...interesting to say the least. I started sometime between patch 2.3 and 2.4 in Burning Crusade - I remember when Sunwell came out, I think I was level 66 or so at the time. I remember it was February. I was coming from Diablo2, and switching to WoW was a little difficult. The way I held my hands on the keyboard, the way I moved, etc, it was all very new. In D2 I used my mouse to move (click-move). Using WASD for movement was one of the hardest things I had to learn, actually, because of the way I held my hand for D2. I had my pinkie on the tab, thumb on alt, and the three other fingers on 1-2-3 for potion using, and for easy reach to the F-keys for skills. Moving my hand over and down took forever for me to learn, I constantly reverted without even thinking about it.

I think I hit level 4 on my first day, and it took me forever to level. I jumped A LOT as you couldn't jump in D2. My first character was a night elf druid, and I really liked the flip they did.

I didn't get my bear form until almost level 15 because I was going through quests and stuff so slowly. I remember going well out of my way to avoid pretty much all mobs, even the neutral owls and whatnot. I avoided anything a higher level than me for fear of dying because I thought it would work like D2 and I would lose experience.

I used to get very frustrated trying to level and quest - I had absolutely no idea what I was doing and consequently died a lot (once I figured out dying didn't drop my gold all over the ground.) I was the very last one to hit 70 of the three of us that were playing (my brother and boyfriend and I started at the same time). I also leveled as feral (once I got bear form I was hooked on melee, although my druid is my healer now) and was expected to tank most of the time in dungeons. I was HORRIBLE. Luckily, we made friends with a really great paladin tank. My boyfriend had leveled a shaman and was a healer, and my brother was a mage, so we ran a lot of dungeons together.

I'd like to think I'm a lot better player than I was when I first started. I'm still not a very good tank, and it seems I'm not much good on the druid except for healing.

But I'm one BEAST enhancement shaman :3

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8 Raiding Rules You Need to Know (As Melee)

As a melee class, there are a few special rules we need to follow to be the most helpful to the raid. If you follow these (and believe me, they're pretty easy), you should die less and everyone will love you. Except that one guy. But he's a douche...


Don't stand in fire.
I know, I know. We can beat this one to death, but nevertheless it's still one of the most important rules of raiding. You may be tempted to stand in it for "just a second" to get that last hit on a boss before you move, but don't. Your healers will hate you. You might die. And you just look like an idiot. Just. Don't. Do. It.

Wait for the tank. (dpsing before boss is in position)
Tanks have to establish some aggro, and with Cataclysm it takes a little longer than it did back in WotLK. This is especially true if they need to move a boss into position, such as Cho'gall or Atramedes. Dpsing early may cause you to pull aggro and die very early on in the fight, which basically makes you completely worthless. Either you'll do no dps (because you're dead) or they'll need to waste a battle rez on you that should be saved for tanks and healers. It's very annoying to your tank, who has to work harder to gain aggro, and your healers, who will have to use healing cooldowns on you if you happen to live. Just wait for the go ahead from your tank or raid leader, and you will live longer and do more dps in the long run.

Don't break CC.
This is very annoying. If there's any sort of CC near you, you should be using NO AoE spells. Broken CC can easily wipe a raid. The only type of CC you won't break is banish, and even then you should pretend and practice not AoEing.

Expertise/Hit Caps.
Look up your class and find out exactly how much hit and expertise rating you need to be capped. You will do more dps, your CC abilities won't miss, and overall it's just better to be capped.

Generally, you want to be behind the boss. Bosses can't block or parry from behind, only dodge, so as long as you're expertise and hit capped, you shouldn't miss on your special attacks. However, on some bosses, dpsing from behind isn't an option, such as the two dragons in Bastion of Twilight. When dpsing Theralion, the usual strategy is to have all melee dps stack on the tank. This means you must dps from the front, and you will be parried and lose some dps. However, staying alive will increase your dps, which wins in the long run.

Melee all have some form of viable interrupt that you'll probably be asked to use at some time or another. Always have this in an easy to reach keybind so you're ready if you need to use it. Missing an interrupt on bosses such as Halfus (Shadow Nova), Omnotron (Aracanotron's Aracane Annihilator) or Cho'gall (the add's shadow thingy) can equal a raid wipe. Know the cooldown of your interrupt(s) and if you need help with them, ask your raid leader to have someone else backing you up.

Work as a team.
It's never good to forget that your raid has to work like a team to down content. Even if it seems like you're carrying the dps meters, remember that you can't kill a boss on your own. Acting high and mighty will only make others mad at you - nobody likes a snob. You don't want to lose your raid spot or the respect of your fellow raiders because you forgot that you're not the only one in the raid.

Blow damage reducing CDs and healing spells if you need to.
This is a big one. A lot of dps will be so focused on their own rotations, positioning, and interrupts that they'll die to a boss's AoE. A big example of this is Chimaeron. Enhancement shamans can be the most helpful to their healers here (read this post to find out how), but other classes such as rogues and death knights can use abilities like recuperate or death strike to alleviate some of the healers' stresses. If you find yourself kind of squishy, level first aid and bring bandages to raids.

Hopefully this will help you stay alive longer in boss fights and boost your dps to boot!


Surprise Me

A friend of mine and his guild recently transferred off their (very) dead server of Drak'Tharon to Stormreaver. I rolled a death knight named Vindin over there and joined their guild as a friend. I'm slowly leveling, and as I don't have a main or anything over there, I'm starting with no gold and no BoAs. I hit level 60 fairly quickly, but didn't have nearly enough gold for a flying mount (only had 100g or so).

While running around handing in quests and selling grays, a level 70 pally opens trade with me twice. I think he's accidentally doing this, so I close it and continue emptying my bags. Then he spoke.

That was the most unexpected and coolest thing that a random person has ever done for me in WoW.

So thank you, Lokisk of Stormreaver US. You are awesomesauce.

20 Days of WoW Blogging Challenge - Day 2

Ohh my, haven't really posted recently. Well, in like a week or so. Possibly longer. It's kind of funny but I feel guilty whenever I don't post at least once a week, although I suppose it's better to post less if your posts are good quality. But I wouldn't say this one is good quality.


Anyway, I do believe I will do Day Two of the blogging challenge now.

The blogging challenge can be found over at Spellbound (by Saga).

Why you decided to start a blog:



...I kind of want to be internet famous. I mean, that's not the ONLY reason I started the blog! I do enjoy writing posts, and feel like I (sometimes) have something to offer the WoW community, whether it be laughs or advice. But if I somehow got internet famous, that'd be okay too. I'm also partially inspired by Allie Brosh over at Hyperbole and a Half. While not a WoW blog, it's absolutely hysterical and I wish I could draw half as well in Paint as she can.

Whelp, this is rather short and sweet.

Here's a picture of a puppy to tide you over.


Squeeeeee XD

Click here to read Day 1.
Click here to read Day 3.


Skills to Pay the Bills

This is a BlogAzeroth Shared Topic, posted by amaranth608 from Specced for Drama.

What is your favorite profession and why?

I'm going to have to say my favorite profession is a toss up between Alchemy and Herbalism.

Yes, Herbalism.

I find running around picking flowers to be soothing. I also get a little thrill taking a node from under a hordie's nose. I even picked up Herbalism on my druid so I could farm faster (she has 310% flying while the shaman only has 280% - plus flight form = overpowered)

Alchemy is great because I can make my own flasks, potions, and transmute meta gems and truegold for money. The extra stats and length of flasks is awesome, too. Flasks from our guild cauldron last three hours for me! Not to mention the Flask of Enhancement that I can pop in arenas or when I just feel like getting an edge in random heroics without popping a full blown flask.

Plus it gives me this mad scientist feel. I get the image of my shaman cackling to herself in a corner while glass vials clink against each other.


20 Days of WoW Blogging Challenge - Day 1

While perusing random blogs, Saga over at Spellbound caught my eye with a post about a blogging challenge. I think I'm a little late to the party, but nonetheless...

20 Days of WoW Blogging Challenge - Day One

"Introduce Yourself"

Hmm, where to start.

Well, I'm generally laid back. It takes a lot to get me mad usually, and I tend to cool off pretty quickly. I can be pretty lazy at times, and I'm pretty good at weaseling out of things I don't want to do.

I work at a really awful job (no really, it's pretty terrible) and I really need to find a new one. I've just started going to a local gym with a friend of mine to lose some of this pudge I've got going around my middle, and surprisingly it's a lot of fun. I do tend to complain a lot though, but that's because the elliptical is devil-spawn.

I'm from Florida originally, but I live up north now. I love snow and I prefer chilly weather (although not bitingly cold). I have very fair skin and will burn in 15 minutes flat in full, southern sunlight. I'm also a ginger :D

You will easily win me over with cute fuzzy baby animals. Puppies being a favorite, especially golden retrievers. In fact, be prepared to be bombarded with pictures of newborn Chihuahuas in a few weeks, as my mother's Chihuahua is preggo. And I am ridiculously thrilled. I love those little rat dogs!

Eventually, I want to be a published author. I have stories in my head, but I often have a hard time getting them on paper - or virtual paper. I get distracted VERY easily.

WoW-wise, I play an enhancement shaman as my main, and a resto druid as my much beloved alt. I've also got a paladin at 85 and a priest at 83, plus many other assorted alts. I love mounts and titles, and vanity pets although I usually don't go out of my way to get them (except for Mojo, I went and cleared all of ZA just to find him recently!).

Forum signature I used when I played the Holy Pally a lot in Wrath

I actually use WoW as a stress relief sometimes, killing internet dragons just makes me feel a lot better. I also have a slightly malicious streak. 0.o Old bear form is old. Dainz at level 18!
So...that's me!

Click here to read Day 2.


Face Smashing Tools

This is a very belated response to a Blog Azeroth Shared Topic, "What is your favorite weapon?" posted by Dangfool. I originally came across the topic on Fannon's blog, Dwarven Battle Medic.

I get very attached to gear rather easily. I love things that look epic, and replacing my epics with quest greens while leveling to 85 was a sad experience. I saved most of my level 80 gear, and sometimes run old stuff to get tier tokens and weapons so I can put them on and AFK in Stormwind and feel cool. (Even though I'm not.)

Generally, my soft spot is staffs. Any staff that just has a really awesome model I want to keep. My druid still has Origin of Nightmares from Naxx 25.

She also owns:
Twisted Visage (Ulduar 25)

Grand Marshal's Glaive (honor points)

Lupine Longstaff (ToC) and Shaft of Glacial Ice (ICC).

My shaman is carrying around Staff of the Plague Beast from Naxx 10.

I also like weapons that match, such as Aegis of Damnation and Hammer of the Astral Plane. I find both of these to be incredibly ugly, but they match! And that is cool.

P.S. Yes, my druid is wearing gear to match the level of the weapon she's modeling in each picture. I'm that much of a nerd. And I kept/farmed up that much gear. Yes, her bags are pretty much full of random junk.


Death to the Ugly Guy!

For a few raid nights now (probably at least 3, I think it's actually 4) we have thrown ourselves against Cho'gall and hit a solid wall. Lots of wiping.


We usually raid for about 3 hours 3 nights a week. So 3 hours full of Cho'gall smirking at us while we died lovely, horrific deaths was very frustrating to say the least.

I'm happy to say that we put together a 10 man group today, a day we don't usually raid, and wiped that smirk off his face. Also poked out his many, disgusting eyes. Ew.

Basically this is a post patting myself on the back, with a bit of bragging to boot. Even if Cho'gall decided not to drop a tier token for me.


Nefarion, you're next! I foresee many wipes in my future!

P.S. Drop my tier token, you hooker.


Problem Raiders: Should you give them an ultimatum?

Before I dive into the meat of this, I'd like to point out that I am not a guild master, merely an officer. I know different guilds handle problem raiders in a variety of ways, and this post is merely my opinions. If you disagree, I'd love to discuss it :] But flaming isn't tolerated and, as usual, will be used to toast my marshmallows.
Problem raiders. Most guilds have them at one point or another. They come in all sorts of lovely (and by lovely I mean horrible) types. How do you deal with them? Here's a couple suggestions you can use to help alleviate your guild and raid of this phenomenon.

The Low DPS: These guys can be the hardest to deal with because a lot of the time they're genuinely nice people. Of course, sometimes you get the ones that just won't take your advice out of pride and get very nasty when you point out their mistakes, but most of the time, to me at least, the guys with consistently low DPS aren't jerks. The best way to come at them is politely. First, give them a good inspect and try to see if perhaps their spec is off, or if they're gemming wrong. Ask them if they're hit/exp capped. Find out their rotation. Their low DPS might be because they're stacking the wrong stat, or using the wrong rotation, or simply dying really early in the fight from standing in the goo. Work with them to fix it, especially if they reliably show up to raid.

Sadly, sometimes people are just bad no matter how much you work with them. At this point you have to make the hard decision to bench them or not.

The Whiner: We've probably all been this person once or twice, but a consistent whiner can bring an entire guild's morale down. Whether they bitch about loot, guild rules, raid times, or guild rank, it gets old very fast. Try to nip it in the bud early - whisper them and try to find out what's upsetting them. If the problem can be easily fixed, do it. If they continuously whine, you'll just have to tell them "This is the way things work. It's worked out pretty well for us for awhile, so unless you have a constructive suggestion to change it, please stop whining about it." Either they'll shut up or they won't, and again you'll have to make a decision to bench or guild kick them.

The Bad Attitude: This person is a lot like the whiner, but more aggressive. They might not complain about specific guild things, but more general things like "I'm so bored. I don't want to be here. I could be doing better things right now." Again, send them a whisper and try to find out what the problem is. Give them the benefit of the doubt at first - they might have had a bad day at work/school/etc. If they consistently have a terrible attitude that they're very vocal about, send them a firm message that they need to quit it or there will be consequences. Consequences can include benched for the night up to a guild kick. Decide what's best for your guild.

The Random AFK'er: This guy is really annoying. Pulling trash? AFK. Ready check on boss? AFK. They might even go so far as to mute Vent/Mumble (this has happened to me). Here I say go with the three strike message. The first random AFK let slide, maybe with a mention that they should let you know they're AFKing. The second ask them to warn you before they AFK. The third, give them a firm reprimand, especially if this is all in the same night. After that, start the consequences. A raider that's AFK most of the time is a worthless raider and a person who is always ready would be better to fill the slot.

The Unprepared One: Unprepared means they don't have flasks or buff food (if your guild doesn't provide it), they didn't repair before the raid, or they don't have the proper gear with them if you need them to switch specs. They also might be consistently late to the raid or never bother to try to learn the fights beforehand. They're usually a time sink as you wait for them to log on, or get their gear together, or go repair (if you don't have repair bots), or buy flasks/food/pots. Again, I suggest a three strike system. An unprepared raider is nearly as bad as an AFK one.

The Meter Whore: They spam the DPS or healing meters after every fight, boast about their position on the charts even for trash pulls, and constantly put down other raiders. Their ego is bigger than your entire raid put together. The problem with these guys is they love topping the meters so much, they're more likely to tunnel vision and make a mistake and get themselves killed.
Back in ICC, we were working on Rotface, we had a pally healer who was pretty damn good. He thought he was godly though. He got the debuff, ran out, stopped, healed the tank, died. We asked him why he didn't cleanse and run - his response was if he stopped healing the tanks they would die since he was carrying the heals. He really thought he was the sole reason the tanks were alive. /sigh

Meter whores are another one that's hard to deal with because they do tend to be exemplary players. However, constant meter spamming and putting down other players will also lower guild morale. If you see other players getting frustrated and fed up with the meter whore, politely but firmly tell them to stop the bragging. If they refuse, start the consequences.
In conclusion, should you give a problem raider an ultimatum?

Eventually, yes. What the ultimatum is depends on the what type of raider they are and what works for your guild.



Magmaw is on Twitter. My life is complete.

Some gems:
  • "Magmaw is now infecting the Twitter streams of 200 mortals. And Halfus said only worm pornbots would follow me!"
  • "True Story: Originally, my name was going to be 'Meemaw'. The designers decided that was just too frightening." (This is indeed frightening, we call my grandmother Meemaw and she is terrifying.)
  • "Nefarious claims he found me, but in truth I found him. In gutter. Christmas Eve. It's... it's all very sad."
  • "I do not wish to tell anyone his or her job, but clearly I win and you are all suckers."
Yes, Magmaw. You truly do win. And I seriously love your disgusting bug body.



No Resilience? No Problem!

Last night I discovered something.

Enhancement PvP.




I've never been much of a PvPer. I don't keybind enough stuff, and I use WASD to move - although I'm getting better at using my mouse to turn. I might go cold turkey and bind A and D to strafe and force myself to use my mouse to turn, but we'll see. That would open up Q and E for cooldowns. But anyway.

My shaman has one piece of PvP gear. It's Vicious resto gloves I won out of BH because I was the only shaman there. I don't even have a trinket. Pretty much all the PvP I've done has been on my druid as resto, and I'm not particularly great. I tend to live for a long time if I get focused, but I'm chalking that up to resto druids are ridiculously OP. Seriously. PvPing as melee has never worked for me because I had problems getting close enough to people.

But last night, my boyfriend wanted to do 2's on his warlock (who is decently PvP geared with over 3k resilience) and he doesn't like doing healer/dps 2's teams, as they're slow and don't have much burst (he's affliction). So I went on my shaman - full PvE gear/spec.

The first few games were about 50/50 win/loss, as I can be really easily blown up. I decided to respec my resto spec to PvP enhancement, switch out a couple glyphs, and put on my stamina Alchemist stone.

As it turns out...

I blow bitches up. I do have really decent PvE gear, which definitely helps, but I've never had so much fun PvPing. I still die really fast if I get focused, and I really need to build a PvP set, but holy crap. PvP Enhancement is SO MUCH FUN. I've been running battlegrounds today to build up enough honor to buy a trinket.

Fun Fact: I always ride my Celestial Steed in battlegrounds. Why? Well, how often do you see that mount and think "noob"? Then if said noob runs up and kills you, wearing 0 PvP gear...

Yes, I am trolling battlegrounds with my sparkle pony.


7 Embarrassing Raiding Blunders - Solved!

We all have that night. Whether it's your trial run with a new guild, or you're a veteran raider, there's that night where you're just making mistakes. And it's really embarrassing. Here's some common and mortifying mistakes and how you can fix them.

Standing in Fire
(or void zone, or other thing you shouldn't be standing in): This can be really embarrassing - I mean, Blizzard even made it a loading screen tip! But everyone does it once in awhile. The big question is WHY did you stand in the fire?
Did you tunnel vision? Make sure your not just focusing on your own rotation and dps - a dead dps does 0 dps.
Can you not see it? You might need to turn up your settings a bit, or turn on projected textures. Maybe you have an addon blocking your character's feet. Play around with it.
Are you lagging? Try clearing an addon's cache, or turning them off entirely. I know things like Cellular, Recount, and Gatherer will dramatically decrease your performance if you haven't cleared them recently, or have them on for raiding. If it's not your addons, check to make sure your computer isn't running a virus scan or update. You can also try rebooting your router. And make sure your roommate isn't downloading porn during raidtime.

Not running out when you get a debuff on you: This can lead to more than your death, depending on the debuff. Think things like "Swarming Shadows" from the Blood Queen Lana'thel fight, or "Lightning Conductor" from Electron on the Onmotron Defense System. Standing near others while you have these debuffs causes extra raid damage to go out, putting more stress on your healers and potentially killing more raid members. So what happened?
Did you not see the debuff? Make sure your debuff bar isn't covered. Enlarge it or move it so you can pay better attention to it. Make sure your boss mods are announcing when you get a certain debuff.
Did you tunnel vision? See above.

Dpsing the wrong target: This can really hurt your raid's chances if your doing it on a fight like Omnotron Defense System or the Ascendant Council.
Do you not realize that you're on the wrong one until it's too late? Make sure you can see your target frame very well and it lists the name of your target. You can try enlarging it or moving it.
Did you not hear the call to switch? If you're playing music or have a TV on, turn them off. You raid leader low? Turn him up or ask him to talk a bit louder. If you're getting distracted easily, try clearing everything off your desk and removing other distractions from the room.
Did you tunnel vision again? See above.

Missing interrupts and killing the tank/etc: Arcanotron packs a nasty punch with his arcane blasts, and Halfus with his shadow nova. Why did you miss the interrupt?
Did you not even cast it until it was too late? Check your latency. If you're a bit laggy, ask to have someone else take over interrupts. Make sure your target's cast bar is big enough to see and not covered by anything. If the target is casting too fast to interrupt, make sure they don't have a buff that's causing it. Have a mage spellsteal or a shaman purge if this is the case.
Was your interrupt on cooldown? Coordinate with other interrupters so you don't all blow your interrupt on the same spell.
Did you cast at the right time but your interrupt missed? Get hit capped! I know shamans need to be spell hit-capped (17%) for theirs to hit 100% of the time. Depending on your class, yours maybe different.
Tunnel visioning? See above.

Starting to dps before the tank has proper threat, pulling aggro and killing yourself/others: This is especially bad if the boss has a cleave or cone breath attack. You always want to make sure the tank has the mob in position and a decent threat lead before you go all out.
Did you blow all your cooldowns right away and pull aggro? Jumping to the top of the dps meters right at the beginning of the fight doesn't matter. Don't pop your cooldowns right away, give the tank a good 10-15 seconds.
Did you pull threat on a trash mob and die? Ask the tank or raid leader to continually mark or call out kill targets. Consistently marking a skull will help make the trash go down smoother since everyone will be focusing on the same target.

Your dps just really sucks: Nobody likes coming in on the bottom of the damage meters. If your dps is especially lackluster, try to figure out why.
Are you using the wrong rotation? If you have a raid mate that's the same class and spec as you, ask them about their rotation. You might be doing it completely wrong. Try out different combinations on the test dummies until you find something that works for you.
Are you reforging/gemming/enchanting wrong? Look up guides on sites like ElitistJerks.com Make sure you're getting hit capped (and expertise capped for melee).
Is the fight really not optimal for you? Some fights just aren't good for certain classes. Movement fights suck for melee. Stand-there-and-hit-it fights are awesome for melee! If you only really suck on one or two fights, this is more likely the problem than bad gear or poor skill.

Not knowing the fight at all: If you don't know the fight, you're much more likely to die to something silly, or make a mistake that causes a wipe.
Have you never seen the fight before? We've all been here and it's okay. Prepare as much as you can by asking your raid leader which fights they plan on doing. Watch videos and read strategies about the fights.
Did you not listen to the explanations? Get rid of unnecessary distractions, turn off music or TV, turn up your raid leader.

Sometimes you just end up having an off-night where you're making a lot of silly mistakes. If this happens. suck it up and ask to get replaced. Your raid leader will respect you for that. Take a bit of a break, watch a good movie or read a good book. Have a relaxing bath or shower and a bowl of ice cream. You'll feel a lot better and be ready to tackle the next raiding night.


A Slap in the Face

My guild's website is generally my responsibility. I post the most, I start the most threads. You'll see my name everywhere. I'm basically the main moderator. Before I ever was promoted to officer, my GM came to me and said "think you can keep the website interesting so people use it?" I was up for the challenge and have been ravenously posting things, pictures, starting new threads, etc, ever since.

As such, when my guild started recruiting recently, I did my part. I made a front page post about it, including classes/specs we were looking for and a bit of our background. I also spruced up the recruitment section of our forums. I re-did the guild application, made sure there were links to the post about our loot system, guild rules, etc. I completely overhauled the guild rules so they weren't so tedious to read, shortened them up, trimmed a lot of the extra fluff, and updated them to our current rules and raiding systems. They're also more of a pleasure to read as I tried to make them lighthearted and funny. I'm a writer at heart, so this kind of thing is actually fun for me.

So it's really really frustrating when out of the (so far) three applications posted, it's obvious to me that not one of these people actually read the guild rules. (I included a line in the rules that says they must include a reference to it so I would know if they actually looked at them or not.) They didn't skim the tips I provided on how to make your application look better, or at least didn't follow them. It's all there to help them look better to us, and really takes about 5 minutes tops to read it all.

It's even more frustrating when I pointed this out to another officer in my guild, and she just said that asking well geared people to read over things like guild rules/etc might be offensive to them because they're already geared. That was like a slap in the face. It's just guild rules! It's mostly stuff about our raiding team, how we do loot and stuff. You'd think that would be pretty important. In my personal opinion, it just shows laziness and inability or unwillingness to follow really simple instructions.

Since then, I've trimmed the rules a bit more and did some highlighting and bolding for those that just skim them.

But it's still extremely frustrating. It's like all my hard work trying to make these things really easy and fun to read just get overlooked, and it makes me feel totally unappreciated, even within my fellow officers. It's like pulling teeth to get feedback on anything I write. Nobody even uses our forums half the time, no matter how hard I try to keep it interesting, not even the other officers. Sometimes I feel like I've been given this responsibility because I'll do the least damage there or something.




Melee on Atramedes - Turning Down the Suck

Atramedes is a blind dragon in the Blackwing Lair raid instance. I've noticed that a lot of melee seem to have some difficulty with him - there's a lot of things he does that you need to avoid. You also will have what is called a sound bar during this fight. It, obviously, tracks how much sound you're acquiring. If you get 100 sound, Atramedes will know exactly where you are and brutally eat your face off, resulting in your death. This is not the desired outcome.

For most people, anyway.

The way my guild does this fight is we have all melee stack up on the left side of the room (as you walk in), and all ranged on the right. Usually we put 1-2 healers with the melee and the rest in the ranged group. Atramedes is tanked in the middle, head facing the door you walk in from. We have a hunter mid-direct pull onto our tank, then run back into the ranged group.

The most important part of this fight is tracking your sound bar.

It looks like that. The blue center will grow or shrink depending on how much sound you have. You MUST make sure that your sound bar is visible! If certain elements of your UI are blocking it, you need to move them.

The second most important part is avoiding anything you can that give extra sound. Some things are unavoidable, such as Modulation. Modulation looks like large rings, a bit like a sonar, and fills the entire room. As for things you CAN avoid:

Sonic Breath: "Cast at the highest sound player. Does 15,000 damage per second and adds 20 sound per second. Follows the player faster the higher their sound is." This happens on the ground phase. Depending on what boss mods you're using, you'll probably get a skull or x above you're head. At this point, you need to run away from your group - my guild has them run counter-clockwise, while everyone else takes a step or two in the opposite direction.

Anyone in either the melee or ranged groups can get this, so be ready to run.

Sonar Pulse: "Sends discs of sonic energy flying around the room. If touched inflicts 5850 to 6150 Arcane damage and adds seven sound."

(Yes, I'm dead here.) These are REALLY easily avoided. The easiest way to do it is to stand at maximum range then strafe to the left or right to avoid them. And his hit box is MASSIVE.

That far away I can still hit him with all my abilities and have fair warning when discs are going to come at me.

Air Phase: This phase only lasts 40 seconds, and for that full 40 seconds you want to be constantly moving around the outer parts of the room. Atramedes will be dropping fire on the ground, and more sound discs. The difference here is these sound discs don't move but they do have a sonar bomb that falls into them, and if you're standing in it you gain a whopping 30 sound. He'll also cast Roaring Flame Breath, which is a lot like Sonic Breath. It will target a player and follow them, leaving fire on the ground and speeding up. If you get targeted, you'll want to save any speed boosting abilities for when it really closes in. This breath will target the person with the highest sound going into the air phase, but once someone hits a gong it will then target that person. You shouldn't be hitting gongs unless assigned to it.

If you want to check out the entire boss fight, take a look at this video from Tankspot:


Girls Don't Play WoW

I think I read somewhere that approximately 1 in 5 WoW players are girls. I know there's plenty of girls in my guild, and I'm pretty sure I'm a girl, so it makes me chuckle when I see people spouting that girls don't play WoW or any type of video game.

I found this screenshot that I took probably...oh, like 7 months ago. My brother made another account using the Recruit-A-Friend feature and I was helping him level his new characters by playing the mage on the new account. We hit level 15 and immediately started to run random dungeons - mostly Ragefire Chasm at that level.

After two runs we queued again, got into the dungeon, buffed up and started pulling. Now, this run was going quite quickly - my brother's rogue had the Bind on Account gear, the other dps had some BoA gear, and the "tank" (a warrior with a 2hander) had a full set of BoA gear. We were blowing through the mobs and the healer (a druid) was easily keeping everyone topped off.

Now my brother is an asshole and forgets that he is not a tank so he pulled a few things by himself in which the tank pretty much had a mini-heart attack, refused to tank anymore - refused even to do any damage.

You know what? I'm just going to post the screenshot I took of part of the conversation we had. Xtinc is me, Adalyth is my brother. The party leader is the warrior, and the other guy talking is the dps paladin who sided with the warrior.

P.S. Click to make the image larger.

Guild Events - What do you do when your guild is ridiculously boring?

We've all probably run across this before (and if you haven't, consider yourself blessed). Your guild doesn't really do much. Maybe they have a raid team that raids a few nights a week, or a rated battleground team. But what about the nights where there's nothing scheduled, or the people who are in the guild for more social and/or casual reasons? Nobody likes to be left out, and planning fun activities for your guild can keep people in the guild and keep them interested!

Here's a few fun ideas for you GMs or officers out there:

Guild Heroics: Nobody really enjoys pugging, right? Especially not dps! So have a night devoted to guild heroics. Low on tanks and healers? Rotate the dps in the groups so as many people as possible can get at least their daily done. It helps gearing your guild and raises morale.

Crafting/Fishing Parties: This is especially useful if you're going for some of the guild achievements, such as "That's a Lot of Bait". Post times on your calender or guild website. Set a goal for how many fish you'd like caught or things crafted (such as flasks). Now get some prizes together - everyone likes prizes! Recently my guild did a fishing party and we gave away some of the rarer non-combat pets. The easiest way to do this is have your party do a /roll. You can have the prizes go to the highest or lowest roller, or give the prizes away in another way. We ended up fishing up about 3,000 fish in an hour and a half with just 7 people. We also had someone fish up the Turtle Mount after about half an hour!

Raffles: Easy! Just have someone in charge of raffle 'tickets', and keep a list of who bought how many and what their numbers are. We used to do this to promote attendance to our 25 man raids in WotLK. Wednesdays and Thursdays we would sell tickets for half an hour before the raid for 20g a piece. Raiders could buy 5 tickets on Wednesday and 3 tickets on Thursday, for a total of 8 tickets. The raffle was held Thurdays after the raid, and we usually gave away 3 main prizes, and sometimes a few bonus or joke prizes. Good prizes include gems, flasks, buff food, enchants, and gold :)

Casual PvP Events: This I'm going to break down into 3 groups.

Duel Off: Bracketed, single elimination combat. Arena rules apply unless otherwise noted. Pairings are randomly generated. Possible prizes for longest duel, top 3 or 4 people, most exciting duel. Flasks, elixirs, potions, and food buffs are not allowed. Only self buffs. Alchemy “Flask of Enhancement” is acceptable.

Last Man Standing: Takes place at the Gurubashi Arena. 10-20 players enter, one player leaves. Once killed players may not release until the winner is decided. Prizes for the “last man standing” and the two runner ups. Arena rules do not apply unless otherwise noted. Flasks, elixirs, potions, and food buffs are not allowed. Only self buffs. Alchemy “Flask of Enhancement” is acceptable.
Here's a video of a sort of "Last Man Standing" we hosted awhile ago in WotLK. We didn't have very many rules at the time :)

Guild Arena: Teams of 2, 3, 5, and 10 face off in the Gurubashi Arena. Players may not release when killed. However, they may be resurrected if a player can cast a full length rez spell. Arena rules apply. Flasks, elixirs, potions and food buffs are not allowed. Buffs from teammates and alchemy “Flask of Enhancement” is acceptable. A guild officer “referee” must be in both groups to determine nobody releases and runs back. These referees may not be attacked and/or killed. The two teams may be in vent, but must be in seperate channels along with their assigned referee. Can count as practice for arena teams/rated BG teams.

Obviously, you can take any of these ideas and tweak them to better fit your guild.

Have fun!