29.1.11

Dear Level 1 Gneisha

(shamelessly copied...er...INSPIRED BY...Fannon over at Dwarven Battle Medic :3)



Dear Gneisha from level 1 - or Dainz, as you were a druid first:

  • Don't be terrified about dying. It's not like Diablo 2 where you lose your gear, gold and experience.
  • Don't get discouraged. You're a slow leveler - it's okay. You'll get faster.
  • You will try tanking, and you will suck at it. But you suck more at kitty dps.
  • The bear dance really is that awesome.
  • Your first raid will be Karahzan, and you're going to love it. Guruth will be your druid tanky mentor.
  • Don't let those jerks from Deus Vox get you down.
  • Join Alt-oholics Anonymous.
  • You'll like healing. Really. And you're pretty damn good at it, too.
  • But enhancement is totally better.
  • One day you're going to be an officer in a damn great guild, you're going to love it, and all the guildies will fear you. It's excellent.
  • You will totally suck at ranged dps.
  • PvP isn't as bad as you think it is.
  • You'll still suck at it though.
Love, Level 85 Gneisha

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